Temperature

"Mom, can you take my temperature? I think I hear my temperature in my arm"
Me: 'What does a temperature sound like?'
"Like a 'mergency fever"

Squishing a Stranger

"Mom, if a stranger comes up to you in your car and you run over him and squish him, what should you do?"

You're Cracking (me up)

After a long trip to our house from Louisiana, Matthew and my mom were getting in some quality time. He paused, looking intently in to her tired, bloodshot eyes and said "MeMaw, your eyes are cracking!"

Cool Trick

"When I played outside today I did my cool trick. My teacher said 'No Matthew, don't do your cool trick'. But she really liked my cool trick."

Twice

Me: "Did you play outside at school today?"
Matthew: "Yes, two times!"
Me: "Oh! So you got to go outside twice?"
Matthew: "No, not twice-two times"

Planets

You know those things that look like basketballs that are sometimes on power lines?
"Mom, those things look like planets"

Welcome to Matthew-isms

I feel like I've started this blog about two years too late. It seems like Matthew is constantly coming up with clever worldly thoughts. I'm creating this blog as a journal to remember them as he gets older. I hope you enjoy it.